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Machete

Available to buy on March 21, 2011
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Machete - Trailer

Non-stop explosive action with Danny Trejo as the man who has to fight his way out. Oh and it's got hottie Jessica Alba naked in a shower.

Stars of Machete



Machete

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Machete Ratings

Bad Guys

4.16666488647461

Fight Scenes

4.25

Leading Lady

4.75

Average Score

4.39

Machete Quotes

"Machete don't text."

Machete

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