Cheekiest awards around

Hannah Shaw

Forget Colin Firth and his BAFTA, because the most entertaining awards do this year is the TVX Soft and Hard Adult Film and Television Awards – otherwise known as SHAFTA!

The SHAFTAs are the only adult industry awards where the public get to choose who they think is the best in the British business, with amusingly named nominees including Michelle Moist, Syren Sexton and Lacey Turner/Stacey Slater lookalike Stacey Lacey all up for gongs (so to speak).

Voting is open on the TVX website, with the results announced at a live and exclusive awards ceremony on 9 March in London.

Deciding the winners will certainly be a hard decision.

Anyway, here's our top five funny adult movie titles:

1. Ocean's 11 Inches
2. Jurassic Pork
3. Position Impossible
4. Pulp Friction
5. Rambone

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