People are funny and jokes about people are funny. That means people jokes are twice as funny as other jokes!
Three explorers became lost in the jungle and wandered for days with no food and little water. One day, just as they were finally about to give up, they crawled into a clearing and right in front of them stood a Cannibal's Restaurant. Out front near the entrance was a large menu board. With the little energy they had left, they dragged themselves across the clearing and looked up to see the following menu: Par boiled Priest 12.00 Roast Lion Hunter 14.00 Steamed Politician 198.50 They struggled in, dragged themselves to a table, and a waiter came to take their order. Before they ordered, one of the explorers asked the waiter "Can you help me understand your menu? The first two items are priced about the same, but the third item, the politician, is priced so much higher. Why is that?" asked one explorer. "Are you kidding?" replied the waiter, "Did you ever try to clean one of those buggers?"