BY ANDY DAWSON
Poor, poor Cristiano Ronaldo. We thought he had the lot – all the money, looks, glory and hair product that any man could ever dream of. But it isn’t enough, because Ronaldo is ‘sad’. We’re not sure why – he says that people at Real Madrid know the truth, but it’s almost certainly got something to do with him wanting more stuff.
So then, here are six ways that we can put a smile on CR7’s miserable chops once again. Click through the gallery for our solutions to Chris's woes and let us know how you'd solve his problems, add your comments below.
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