Boring internationals!
1. MERRY-GO-PREMIER LEAGUE: Throw the whole thing up in the air and see where it lands. Draw a set of Premier League fixtures and then randomly draw the team's players and managers from the entire league (not including international absentees). See how Wenger copes with managing a Stoke City team with Grant Holt up front. Or AVB, back at Chelsea and up against Mancini's Manchester United.
by ANDY DAWSON
The World Cup has started! Well, sort of. As you know, the qualifiers got underway this week, but do any of us really give a toss? After all, if you're a fan of a Premier League side, you don't want to see your best players wandering off and running the risk of getting crocked, do you?
But what are we supposed to do with the players that get left behind? The ones who are left sitting on their arses for almost a fortnight while their more talented team mates go off with their national squads? Here's a few suggestions...
