Players that don't want to play
DIMITAR BERBATOV: Berba’s been wowing the Fulham fans since his summer move from Manchester United, but we reckon he’s enjoying the novelty of it all and it’ll be pretty short-lived. By Christmas, he’ll be wandering around the Craven Cottage pitch, dreaming of sitting in his dressing gown and slippers in front of the telly, watching Jeremy Kyle and smoking.
Bobby Zamora has joined Benoit Assou-Ekotto on the list of players who have said that they don’t really like football all that much. But who else are the players that would rather be doing something else and just what IS that something else? Here’s our wild, unfounded speculation on the matter… By Andy Dawson.

































