Nuts brings mascots to life!
Arsenal - Gunnersaurus Rex If the scientists can create Jurassic Park then surely they can bring Arsenal's mascot to life and let him roam around the pitch at the Emirates Stadium. Like the team he follows, he'll be good to look at but prone to making ridiculous mistakes at the back - does that mean he'll be shitting himself in the Arsenal penalty box? Maybe. Also, Jurassic Park IS real, isn't it?
At the weekend, Lazio's eagle mascot was forbidden from her usual pre-match lap of the Stadio Olimpico. What's the problem, you might think - it's just someone dressed in an eagle costume. No, it isn't... it's an actual eagle.
All of which has got us thinking that some of our clubs over here need to lock away the furry-suited pretend mascots and get some real animals to support them out on the pitch. Here's our suggestions for the ones we'd love to see.
By Andy Dawson
