Tips for Rafa!
A BLUE BLOOD TRANSFUSION. While he was in charge at Liverpool, Rafa had a long-standing run-in with his new employers, regularly slagging off the club to the press. Also, he remains a Liverpool supporter - with that in mind, the fact that he has red blood coursing through his veins will always upset Chelsea fans. Rafa's going to need to get rid of that red blood and get some of the blue stuff pumped into his body ASAP. Maybe a minor royal could donate some to him - Prince Edward doesn't do much these days, does he?
It's fair to say that Chelsea fans aren't happy about the appointment of Rafa Benitez, threatening to boo him every week until his contract ends in the summer. So what can the 'fat Spanish waiter' do to help win the fans over? We had a think...
