Chelsea v Arsenal
FRANK LAMPARD - MUSCLE MAN Yes, it looks as though he's destined for the scrap heap, but Frank still reckons he's got loads to offer. With the match screened in scores of countries across the globe, we think he'll take to the pitch with a fake six pack strapped to his body and a tighter-than-usual shirt on. That'll show the Chelsea doubters and bring offers flooding in from all the top clubs... of course it will...
This weekend's big match is the clash of those London-based underachievers, Chelsea and Arsenal, and we've used our brains to try and figure out what might happen. All of this is CERTAIN to come true...
by Andy Dawson
