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Machete Kills

"Machete don't tweet!"

Danny Trejo
returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man... He must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet. Robert Rodriguez brings the Grindhouse fun with a smoking cast featuring Sofia Vergara (and her machine gun bra), Jessica Alba, meat-wearing songstress Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Amber Heard, Cuba Gooding Jr, Michelle Rodriguez, Vanessa Hudgens and all growed up now Spykid Alex Vega, Machete Kills is in cinemas this autumn...