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Machete Kills

The latest red band trailer has got us hyped for more Grindhouse action mayhem!

We get to meet Mel Gibson playing a "genuine high calibre f**ker people upper" as the bad guy of the piece...

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man... He must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet. Robert Rodriguez brings the Grindhouse fun with a smoking cast featuring Sofia Vergara (and her machine gun bra), Jessica Alba, meat-wearing songstress Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Amber Heard, Cuba Gooding Jr, Michelle Rodriguez, Vanessa Hudgens and all growed up now Spykid Alex Vega.

Remember kids... "When the sh*t hits the fan, he's the blade!" Machete Kills in cinemas October 11th.