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As Dim Dan is driving along the motorway, his mobile rings. He picks it up, and his wife says, “Dan, I’ve got to warn you – I’ve just been watching the news and some idiot’s driving their car the wrong way up the M4, so be careful!” “Oh, I know,” says Dan, “But it’s not just one car, there’s hundreds of the morons!”
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