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Joe is visiting a friend’s rubber factory one day and they enter the first room, to the loud sound of “Bang! Hish! Bang! Hish!” “What are you making here?” asks Joe. “Teats for a baby’s bottle,” the owner replies. “The bang makes the teat and the hish puts the hole in the end.” They move on to the next room that is filled with different sounds: “Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Hish! Bang! Bang!” “This is where we make the condoms,” explains the owner. “So why,” asks Joe, “do the machines go hish every now and then?” “Well,” said the owner, “We have to make sure there are enough babies for our teats.”
Posted by: John Pafford, Belfast
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