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Man goes ape at zoo joke


A jobbing actor applies for a job in a zoo and is given a gorilla suit. “Our gorilla died,” says the zoo manager. “You have to fill in for him until we find a replacement.” The actor agrees and has a great time pretending he’s a gorilla. He does all sorts of tricks and the crowd loves him. However, as time goes on the crowds tire of his antics and start paying attention to the new lion that’s installed in the next cage. To win back his audience the actor starts teasing the lion, pulling its tail through the bars, and throwing banana peel at it. One day the actor decides to do something really daring and steals the keys to the lion’s cage. He waits until the lion is asleep then creeps in its cage with a bucket of water. The zoo visitors can’t wait to see the gorilla soak the lion and a huge crowd gathers. Unfortunately, the lion wakes up before the actor can get near him and starts chasing him round the cage. Fearing for his life the actor starts screaming for help. The lion jumps on him, puts a huge paw on his mouth, and whispers, “Shut up, you moron. D’you want to get us both fired.”    

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