People are funny and jokes about people are funny. That means people jokes are twice as funny as other jokes!
Dave's Geordie mate awakes from a three year coma. Being a die-hard Magpies fan, one of the first things he asks is, "How are Newcastle doing this season?" "They're top of the table," Dave tells him, and watches his face light up as he jumps for joy. "However," continues Dave, "I should probably let you know there is a rather large 'but' coming..."
Posted by: Anth Watson, Sunderland