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Electric chair joke
A chemist, a biologist and an electrician are on death row waiting to go in the electric chair. The chemist is brought forward first. "Do you have anything to say?" asks the executioner, strapping him in. "No," replies the chemist. The executioner flicks the switch and nothing happens. Under State law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner is to be released, so the chemist walks free. Then the biologist is brought forward. "Do you have anything you want to say?" asks the executioner. "No, just get on with it," says the biologist. The executioner flicks the switch, and again nothing happens. Then the electrician is brought forward. "Do you have anything to say?" asks the executioner. "Yes," replies the sparky, "If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this bloody thing work!"