Why men are happier than women

Johnx1 · 05-07-2006, 08:21 AM

Okay as requested by Chopsy

time for one for the men

John

Why Men Are Happier Than Women? -
1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - £5000; tux rental - £100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. 23. Our underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 27. We almost never have strap problems in public. 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. 30. We don't have to shave below our neck. 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife. 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

vikkihana · 05-07-2006, 08:28 AM

hahhaahah i like that! God arent men lucky??

ricardo308 · 05-07-2006, 09:47 PM

who the hell does there nails with a pocket Knife, that must be a Fifer!! lol

rickguy · 05-07-2006, 09:49 PM

What you like John but thanks for posting this as it reminds me why its so great to be a single guy lol

chopsy · 05-07-2006, 09:59 PM

Thats better m8. Now you are on an even keel. Nice one .

05-07-2006, 08:21 AM	#1
Johnx1 The Noble Sir Spamalot Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 13,661	Why men are happier than women Okay as requested by Chopsy time for one for the men John Why Men Are Happier Than Women? - 1. We keep our last name. 2. The garage is all ours. 3. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4. Chocolate is just another snack. 5. We can be president. 6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 7. Car mechanics tell us the truth. 8. The world is our urinal. 9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. 10. Same work, more pay. 11. Wrinkles add character. 12. Wedding dress - £5000; tux rental - £100. 13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them. 14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. 16. One mood, ALL the time. 17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 18. We know stuff about tanks. 19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 20. We can open all our own jars. 21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. 23. Our underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. 24. Everything on our face stays its original color. 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. 26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. 27. We almost never have strap problems in public. 28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. 29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades. 30. We don't have to shave below our neck. 31. Our belly usually hides our big hips. 32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. 33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife. 34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

05-07-2006, 08:28 AM	#2
vikkihana Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Lancs Posts: 1,798	hahhaahah i like that! God arent men lucky?? __________________ Toon Toon, Black & white army! United!! United!!

05-07-2006, 09:49 PM	#4
rickguy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Here,There Everywhere Posts: 4,335	*What you like John but thanks for posting this as it reminds me why its so great to be a single guy lol* __________________ Chuck Norris has only one hand: the upper hand.

05-07-2006, 09:59 PM	#5
chopsy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Lowestoft. (Near Ipswich) Posts: 3,453	Thats better m8. Now you are on an even keel. Nice one . __________________ The Biggest Chocaholic On The Boards

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