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andy layton, bracknell
I was in the supermarket last night with the wife doing a bit of shopping, when I spotted 12 cans of lager for £10. I was just about to put a crate inthe trolley when the wife said, "What are you doing with those beers? We can't afford them, put them back." So I did. After going down a few more aisles, we came to the toiletries where she picked up a £20 tub of face cream. "What are you doing with that?" I said, "it's £20 we can't afford it, put it back". She replied,"It's my face cream, it keeps me looking young and beautiful for you." Angrily I replied, "Yeah, so does 12 cans of lager and that's half the fucking price!"
Posted by: andy layton, bracknell
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