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A bloke is driving along in his car when his boss rings up and says, ‘You’ve been promoted!’ This causes the driver to swerve. The boss rings up a second time and says, ‘You’ve been promoted again!’ The driving employee swerves yet again before hanging up. Then the gaffer rings up a third time and says, ‘You’re managing director!’ But this causes the bloke to swerve and crash right into a tree. The police officer investigating the accident asks, “What happened here?” “Oh,” replies the injured driver, “I careered off the road!”

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