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A middle-aged couple decide to spice up their sex lives by introducing some role-play into the bedroom. "Tonight, I am going to be a sexy policewoman," say the wife. Later that night, she confronts her husband in the bedroom in full uniform and says, "I'm arresting you for being too good in bed!" After a two minute sex session, the wife gets up, puts her coat on and walks to the front door. "Where are you off? I thought I was under arrest?" the bloke asks. She replies, "Well, the charges have been dropped due to a lack of evidence!"

Posted by: Tim, Luton

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