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About me:

IM 23 IM SMALL BLONDE AND A WEE BIT MENTAL!! IM CURRENTLY STUDYING PSYCHOLOGY, POLITICS AND SOCIOLOGY AND I HOPE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH A MIDGET ARMY AND DESTROY NEDS AND STUPID PEOPLE!!! (OFCOURSE I PLAN 2 DO THIS WITH A PUSH UP BRA AND STILLETOS)LOL I ALSO WORK IN ANN SUMMERS SELLIN ILDOS AND PORN, ITS THE BEST JOB EVER, UV GOT 2 LOVE THE PERVERTS EH?? THE ONES THAT QUE UP BOXING DAY FOR PORN, THEY SHOULD BE WATCHIN MUPPETS XMAS CARROL NOT BIG DICKING 2!!!

My three wishes:

1. TAKE OVER THE WORLD
2. THAT NEDS AND STUPID PEOPLE WILL BE PUT ON A SEPERATE ISLAND
3. THAT I DONT AGE

Favourite Tipple:

VODKA AN COKE

Favourite music:

DANCE AND RNB

Favourite film:

THE ANCHORMAN

Favourite TV:

SEX AND THE CITY

Favourite boozer:

BUDDHA

Favourite club:

KARBON

Favourite place:

GLASGOW

Likes:

PINK, GLITTERY THINGS

Dislikes:

STUPID PEOPLE

Starsign:

SAGITTARIUS

Who I'd like to meet:

BRITNEY SPEARS

Superpower I'd like to have:

INVISIBILITY

What song best describes me:

MY PREROGATIVE (BRITNEY)