Profile | Lapeno Enriquez | MyNuts | nuts.co.uk

About me:

I grew up in Brazil where i spent the bulk of my formative years playing football. However football took second place when i discovered i was incredibly attractive to women.In fact, my laid back charm makes me attractive to everyone - especially women. But my intense charisma also makes me irresistible to men. My brief career as a rent boy on the beaches of Rio remains one of my darkest secrets.An immensely talented footballer with a particular skill for dazzling trick shots, I once played for the brazilian Puppet U21's team.Few know that I was once engaged to a beautiful Brazilian model. On the day of the wedding, I realised i could not face commiting myself to just one woman and fled the country.I subsequently did get hitched over here, however, but the circle was completed sadly when she left me..... for another puppet.I take huge pride in my own appearance and am never seen without my sunglasses. I now earn my living as superstar DJ Peenie in the sickest new club in town El Bongo.Thanks to the cosmopolitan puppet/human world we live in, I date an enormous variety of girls - English, French, Japanese and Dutch.It was at a local bar where i first met Ed and Mervin, For whom i have a genuine if mild affection, andagreed to share a flat with them.....

My three wishes:

1. To have more sunglasses and trainers...
2. To marry 5 women....
3. And for Fat Ed and Mervin to get along....

Favourite Tipple:

Carlsberg

Favourite music:

Chilled....

Favourite film:

Football factory

Favourite TV:

Fur TV

Favourite boozer:

Club El Bongo

Favourite club:

Club El Bongo

Favourite place:

Bed!

Likes:

Girls, Coffee, Chilled Music, Football and Relaxation.

Dislikes:

Cold Water.

Starsign:

Libra

Who I'd like to meet:

Channelle, Gok Wan, Mariah Carey!

Superpower I'd like to have:

Invincibilty...

What song best describes me:

Coffee and T.V - Blur