Whatever's profile
About me:
I have no soul. I am filled with pot pourri. I poop pure heroin. I was once Rod Stewart. I was born twice, once in 1985 and again in 1987. I have never been a fishmonger. I went to Croydon on a train once. I dislike corporal punishment. I appreciate light spanking. I have no attention span. Curtains.
- My three wishes:
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- To spend one day being normal and not having psychotic thought patterns. Just one day.
- To succeed. At anything. At something.
- To buy a Slow Norris and keep it as my baby.
- Favourite Tipple:
- The blood of virgins. Or something alcoholic. Swings and roundabouts.
- Favourite music:
- Rock hurrah.
- Favourite film:
- I refuse to choose as is my right as a woman. Go Mrs Pankhurst.
- Favourite TV:
- The one in my living room.
- Favourite boozer:
- The Robin Hood, The Tontine or The Queens Arms. Giros at the ready.
- Favourite club:
- A mallet
- Favourite place:
- Anywhere except the deep chasm of doom that so often consumes me. The pub, for example.
- Likes:
- Jamie, the boy child, random sporadic things that make no sense, bunnies and kittens and Gary G Sand
- Dislikes:
- Pretentious lapdancers
- Starsign:
- Leo
- Who I'd like to meet:
- My future self.
- Superpower I'd like to have:
- The power not to ramble incoherently.
- What song best describes me:
- Vacant - Sex Pistols
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