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About me:

I'm the Deputy Editor on nuts.co.uk, where I make the editor Keith cups of tea and try to convince him to employ a monkey butler. I'm also a Chas and Dave fan.

My three wishes:

1. To have a monkey butler
2. To score the goal that makes Liverpool Champions of the Universe Forever and puts Man Ure out of business
3. To see the Chuckle Brothers knighted

Favourite Tipple:

Tea

Favourite music:

Chas and Dave, plus stuff with instruments/computers and/or sound

Favourite film:

Rocky IV. That, or Citizen Kane

Favourite TV:

Minder (the original, not the travesty of a Shane Richie remake)

Favourite boozer:

The Winchester Club

Favourite club:

The Roxy

Favourite place:

Istanbul on 25 May 2005

Likes:

Tea, monkeys

Dislikes:

Evil cats

Starsign:

I like the one Noel Gallagher had on his gaff that said "Supernova Heights". Oh, that kind of starsign

Who I'd like to meet:

Rick Astley

Superpower I'd like to have:

To transport myself from sofa to bed without moving

What song best describes me:

'(I'm Livin' In The) Eighties' by Killing Joke