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About me:

I am the Deputy Editor on nuts.co.uk, where I make the editor Keith cups of tea and try to convince him to employ a monkey butler. I'm also a Chas and Dave fan.

My three wishes:

1. To have a monkey butler
2. To see the Chuckle Brothers knighted
3. For people to realise giving is living

Favourite Tipple:

Tea

Favourite music:

Chas and Dave, plus stuff with instruments/computers and/or sound

Favourite film:

Rocky IV. That, or Citizen Kane

Favourite TV:

Minder (the original, not the travesty of a Shane Richie remake)

Favourite boozer:

The Winchester Club

Favourite club:

The Roxy

Favourite place:

Istanbul on 25 May 2005

Likes:

Tea, monkeys

Dislikes:

Evil cats

Starsign:

I like the one Noel Gallagher had on his gaff that said "Supernova Heights". Oh, that kind of starsign

Who I'd like to meet:

Rick Astley

Superpower I'd like to have:

To transport myself from sofa to bed without moving

What song best describes me:

Livin In The Eighties by Killing Joke