fishpimp's profile
About me:
Mr P was created in a Laboratory in the latter part of the 20th Century, the by-product of a failed genetic experiment to supply NASA with a race of space saving midget astronauts. He spent his youth doing world record breaking skids on his Raleigh Striker, killing ants and looking up girls skirts. After leaving school he had a brief but successful career as a stuntman in Hong Kong action films, the highlight being his role as a lampost in "Police Story". He currently resides in the UK where he enjoys guiding crap teams into the Champions League on LMA Manager, trying raise an army of the undead , and looking at rude ladies on the internet.
- My three wishes:
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- World Peace
- Good Health
- A packet of Star Wars Top Trumps
- Favourite Tipple:
- Bitter
- Favourite music:
- Everything from Eminen to Elvis
- Favourite film:
- Weapons of Ass Destruciton 2
- Favourite TV:
- The A Team
- Favourite boozer:
- Favourite club:
- 4 Iron
- Favourite place:
- Bed
- Likes:
- Playstations, going to the gym, girls who swallow.
- Dislikes:
- Religion, fake boobs and retards who write 14 lines of text with no punctuation
- Starsign:
- Charles the Prankster Monkey
- Who I'd like to meet:
- Ron Jeremy
- Superpower I'd like to have:
- The ability to pause time
- What song best describes me:
- Scrathing my Scrotum by Norman Phillip Thomas Winstanley Jr
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Hardcore_Glamour
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becky_w_
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RobynQTpie
Hi i'm Robyn, I'm currently working as a bar maid, which I enjoy!I'm not entirely sure what I want to do with the rest of my life yet,...
