Holiday With The Mates Quiz

You've booked a holiday with your mates and...

Ignore the oversight and leave without saying anything. After two weeks away, come back all smiles saying: "Oh, I knew there was something. I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on!"	1
Lie and say work are sending you on a two-week training course in Basingstoke. Spend the next 14 days avoiding the sun so you're tan doesn't give you away.	2
Invite her to come along. It's a fortnight of paintballing, quad bike racing and er fishing. Surprisingly she's not up for it but you'll get credit for asking.	3