Vend Me Over: Bizarre Vending Machines

By: Natasha Sanjay (View Profile)


420 24/7
A walk down any San Francisco street and the heady smell of freshly rolled joints and pot smoke is easily recognized. Maybe that’s because in California, medical marijuana is legal and there are a ton of hidden (and not so hidden) pot shops where those with medical marijuana prescriptions can purchase their ganja of choice. These plain-looking vending machines are housed in rooms outside the shops, making it easy for potheads to access their herb 24/7, granted they have a proper prescription. Talk about reefer madness.

 

Crazy for Kosher
Oy vey! Can’t find a nosh to keep you kosher on the go? Here’s your solution—a kosher vending machine. Maybe Americans are starting to take a hint from the Japanese, though maybe we’re not quite as extreme yet as their soiled panties. At least you can get your fill of hot nosh, all day, every day.

Vending machines have definitely evolved since the early days of Snickers and Diet Coke. Though you can still get your Frito’s fix at most vending machines, be sure to also keep an eye out for that vibrating cock ring you’ve been coveting.

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posted: 05.06.2008
Bill Cooney
There haven't been panty vending machines in Japan for about 15 years.
posted: 05.06.2008
J
Also, for the record, although it might make for a nice mental image, San Francisco does NOT reek of pot as our author would have you believe.
posted: 05.06.2008
J
For the record, there is only one medical marijuana vending machine in all of California, and it's in Los Angeles, not San Francisco.
posted: 05.06.2008
J
There's only one marijuana vending machine in all of California, and it's in Los Angeles, NOT San Francisco. Also I'm sorry but all of San Francisco DOES NOT smell like pot.
posted: 05.06.2008
Mike Sandler
Kosher Cafe is 24/6 - cute touch
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